Introducing...THE BAND...well part of the band

***** "THE BAND...well part of the band will be an ispiration to all who are graced with their slightly disturbing angelic like vibrations..." ****

***** "THE BAND...well part of the band should change their name to Summer cause they're HOT!!!"*****

***** "THE BAND...holds the power to make those not so musically inclined feel even worse about their not so musically inclined skillZ."*****

Karen (aka: K-ditty)
...Karen (aka: K-ditty) tells us that she has been dreaming of this opportunity for days!
"At this point in our journey I am just so overwhelmed by the support of our fans!!" Karen (aka: K-ditty) is hoping body gaurds will not be of necessity until the upcoming weeks.
"I love MY fans...but they need to remember, I'm a person too...I can break." While THE BAND, well part of the band's route to fame has only begun Karen (aka: K-ditty) tells us her biggest fear..."I never want to forget the little people...those who look up to me or those I had to step on along the way."
Karen (aka: K-ditty) loves her MR. Potato Head and her uke. "We're all kinda like a MR. Potato Head...if you take away our nose, ears, eyes, feet, arms, glasses, snorkel mask, and hair piece...will we not crumble?"



JOLENE (aka: Canadianism)
Jolene (aka: Canadianism) tells us that THIS is why she moved from Canada to Saipan.
"This is where dreams come true...even for Canadians!"
Jolene (aka: Canadianism) is thrilled to work with such a legend..."Karen (aka: K-ditty) is a true inspiration to us all. She's got moves...man those moves!!!! She's totally sweet! While others are forced to jam with hosers, I'm working with a musical miracle genius."
Jolene (aka: Canadianism) loves ping-pong, and her Uke.
"A ukelele is like a Chia Pet...it'll grow into something amazing when it's watered and treated with stroking hands. Before you know it you'll say...WOW it's a sprouting rinocerous!"

"Sometimes I like to laugh at my Uke"














Karen (aka: K-ditty) says of her band mate Jolene (aka: Canadianism).... "She Completes me...she's like a real American friend, cept she's Canadian."

(We had to break from our exclusive interview after such a heart felt response to allow our plethera of camera men to grab some aloe enhanced tissues for their tear stained faces.)

Tunes to come by THE BAND...well part of the band.....

* "I love my uke, do you?"

* "Would you wish upon my uke?"

* "Two ukes beat as one"

* "Like a guitar but smaller"

Stay tuned for more on the marvelous travels of THE BAND...well part of the band!